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United States worksite commission

Be like
José

CommissionOnGovernmentEfficiency

In Elon’s recent interview he discussed his new favorite José meme — one guy digging while others watch — and said he aspires to be like José. The symbol is $José. The job is the hole. The crowd can keep the clipboard.

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Symbol
José
Chain
ETH
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One worker digging in the hole while the rest of the crew stands and watches
$José
ETH

José is the one in the hole. Efficiency is a shovel, not a meeting.

Exhibit A · The worksite Banner · CommissionOnGovernmentEfficiency
Wide view of the worksite, with José digging and the crew watching from the gravel

From the interview

He wants the shovel

“He aspires to be like José.”

In Elon’s recent interview he discussed his new favorite José meme of one guy digging while others watch, and said he aspires to be like José. Not the circle of supervisors. Not the man leaning on a handle. The worker already in the dirt, making the hole bigger while the audience holds a conference around him.

That picture is the whole commission. CommissionOnGovernmentEfficiency is the long name. $José is the symbol. Ethereum is the job site. Everybody else can watch the chart.

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The digger

Blue jacket, in the hole, doing the only task on the work order. That is José.

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The committee

Hands on hips. Shovels unused. A full staff assembled to observe one person working.

$José

The standard

If the goal is government efficiency, copy the guy in the hole. The ticker is named for him.

Work order · Ethereum

How to Buy

Four steps to swap ETH for $José. The Buy Now button opens Uniswap with ETH in and $José out. Copy the contract and match it before you sign.

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  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Install MetaMask, Rainbow, or another wallet that speaks Ethereum. Write the recovery phrase on paper and keep it offline. That phrase is the only gate to the job site.

  2. 02

    Add ETH

    Buy Ethereum and send it to your wallet on the Ethereum network. Keep extra ETH for gas. A swap with an empty tank never breaks ground.

  3. 03

    Open the swap

    Press Buy Now. Uniswap opens with ETH as the input and $José as the output. If the token is blank, paste the contract from this page. It reads TBA until the address is posted. Never trust a different one from a reply or a DM.

  4. 04

    Confirm it

    Check the rate, confirm in your wallet, and wait for the receipt. If $José does not appear, add a custom token with the copied contract. Then you are in the hole with the shovel.

Dexscreener · Ethereum

The hole, live

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Pair ETH / $José CA · TBA